Hello, world! What's good! I'm Sam Dizzle, but my government name's Samuel L. Dawgson. I'm a Sharp-Hound, and yeah, you guessed it: I'm a dog 🐶with a blog✏️. And before you ask, the answer is YES, I've seen the TV show📺 "Dog with a Blog," but if I can be real... that dog was SUUUPER WACK🤦. If he's the bowl of corn🌽, then I guess I'm the prime rib🍖. 🤷
Plus, my humans are WAY cooler too!😎
So, now that THAT'S out the way, let me tell you why I'm here.
I used to live a crap-tastic life, and I'm not talking crappy like the business I handle in the mornings💩. I'm talking...tied-up, beat-up, hardly any water or food(sometimes for days!), no toys, no bed, no friends, no love...You get the picture👎.
After a while, I got tired of hearing, "NO, NO, bad dog!" So as soon as I saw the chance, I booked it like college! I got the hell out of crap💩town and, after a long and crazy-ass journey (I'll tell you about that another time), I wound up with my 2 humans, who are THE. ABSOLUTE. BEST!
We go for walks at the beach🌴 and rides in the boat🛥️. I've got a bunch of friends I call my "Ruff-riders," and I've even got a couple of rowdy BFFs (Best Fuzzy Friends) named Bushwick Bill & Evander Holyfield🐶.
If you would've asked me 5 years ago to rank my life on a scale of 1-5, I would have probably turned around and walked away...because for starters, I'm a dog🐕...and also, what's a "rank?"🤔 😂
Anyway, I owe my pretty sweet life to my fantastic humans👫, who LOVE and LISTEN👂 to me every day. FINALLY‼️ Humans who GET me and don't just SHOUT at me all day!
For the record: Dogs are not dumb! Wait a minute...I had a foster brother who ate his own turds💩, so let's dial that back to: ALL dogs are not AS dumb as you might think 👌. We don't need to be yelled at to do something. Sometimes we just don't want to do the thing🤷. But don't worry. We'll totally forgive you for trying to make us do the thing we do not want to do👍.
Join me as I drop some weekly dog-knowledge, chop it up with some of my ruffriders, answer questions from IG buddies (@highclasshounds), and FEATURE photos of some of my fellow fun-loving, rebel-rousing, one-of-a-kind High Class Hounds!
See y'all on cloud high!☁️☝️
About the Author:
Sam Dizzle is a furry canine who's into boat rides and licking freshly-caught fish. He's one-part Chinese sharpei and one-part bloodhound. He's lived a wild and crazy life, by human OR dog standards, but is now thoroughly enjoying an easy retirement✌️. Sammy likes going for walks on the beach and the smell of stinky socks🧦. If he could be a superhero, he would probably be The Flash⚡ because of the way he SHOOTS across the yard after the mail truck. His favorite movie of all time is "All Dogs go to Heaven," and he'll swear he's never cried at the end, but that's a load of 💩! Catch his weekly "High Class Hounds" blog and follow him on Instagram @highclasshounds to have YOUR High Class Hound featured!
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